Tuesday, January 31, 2006

State of the Union

So, thinking about watching Georgie pontificate through the State of the Union speech makes me phyiscally, tangibly ill.


Please God, give me a guy who only lies about blowjobs, and then admits it. Give me a guy who's more eyebrow-raising acts involve pardoning a billionaire, or letting some Chinese hang out at the Whitehouse.

Where do I find the guy who doesn't actively obstruct hurricane investigations?

Where can I get the one who will seek the court's permission before taping my phone? Arresting me and throwing my citizen-ass in the brig of some Navy ship, without telling my mom or letting me have a lawyer, or even charging me? For y e a r s .

Where can I find the guy who'll fire his people when they get caught comitting felonies?

Where can I find a guy who's policy isn't -e n t i r e l y- based on the same reason you hated to hear from your mom... "because I said so".


Great Zombie Jesus I hate this guy. I hate what he and his friends have done to this country, this country's image, and this country's ability to do -anything- in the world except fuck up.


I'm so tired of the spinners on the Right, and the ones on the left who not only spin, but are incompetant and can't even do -that- correctly.


I hate the fact that this guy could bare-bottom-spank a 15 year old darkly-complected child during the State of the Union address, then pull out a Deagle and put one in her brainpan... turn to the cameras and the joint session and tell us all that not only was what he just did was legal, but necessary for the safety of our country, in a post 9-11 world.

And we'd let him.


My country has become a wayward son. The one that uses drugs, slaps women, yells at family get-togethers, and thinks that money makes everything better, and that -having- money makes you someone who should be listened to.

The State of the Union seems to be this... it resembles the country so many people died to form, bring along, safeguard and shape... in name only.


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